One of the longest-running traditions in college sports, and easily the most respected one that we've started this year on BCSNN, is the classic "Big 12 Football Teams If They Were Vehicles" feature. It's not just a series that the fans can enjoy, it's also become the unofficial kickoff of summer for this writer.
Miss Part I? Don't even try to continue if you missed Part I. You'll have no idea what's going on.
Now let's go take a look at Part II.
The Kansas State football team doesn't just call itself the Wildcats ... call themselves the Wildcats? It's a singular entity as a team, but then becomes plural with Wildcats. We'll let the scientists and their test tubes figure out the English grammar. And wildcats love the outdoors. So is this a representation of the team or the mascot? That's right, here's a Kansas State Jeep Wrangler.
Parked somewhere way in the back of the Baylor Bears equipment area on campus is an old team vehicle the football team used to drive around campus at night. Before Uber and Lyft, Baylor football players would offer to take fellow students home. Just gonna leave it at that ... Art Briles.
When it comes to a strong take-off and lots of power early, nothing beats a Tesla or Oklahoma, for that matter. But just like a Tesla truck trying to pull something for a long distance, the Sooners always run out of juice when they need it most - going 0-4 in the Playoff. Also, Elon Musk is a con man.
With Oklahoma State coming up, a lot of college football fans probably expected us to feature a Ford GT II for the Pokes. Sure, we did that car for Texas Tech, but why would anyone think we'd just copy Texas Tech for the OK State ...
Don't forget to swing by BCSNN on Thursday for Part III of our feature on the Big 12. Will it be serious? I don't know. Can you be serious? Tell us in the comments below.
